2019
Sorry and Thank you!
Now, my heart feels like December ‘cause it’s December. I’m still not fit. I haven’t completed reading the 10 books that I was so sure that I would.
I have not written all the blogs that I thought I would. I still don’t own a Porsche 911, Tesla Model X, or a Boosted Board. If you are willing to buy me please, I love free stuff. If you are willing to buy me. Please, I love free stuff.
I’m young, dumb, broke, lonely, and most importantly STILL single, and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
2019 was one hell of a ride. If I were to look back on the positive things, then eating a ton of pizza, chocolate and sleeping would top any other thing (now, I know why my tummy pops out!).
I’m grateful, for all the people who bought me chocolates and other free stuff. Thank you all, don’t expect anything back in return. You’re the best and I’m still waiting for my M&Ms (I’d like the peanut one, Thank You).
2019 did teach me some life lessons. Some of them being — spend money, eat junk food, make people buy stuff for you, sleep, binge watch and forget everything cause YOLO!
I also met a ton of boring people in 2019, they were boring as they could get. Like, if I had the power of Tony Stark, I’d to go back and change the past, I’d erase all the existence of these people.
In short, 2019 was SHIT, like SHITTY SHIT. I hope 2020 isn’t the same. And hopefully, I still won’t be single (Ladies — hit me up).
2020 is like a few days away (I can’t calculate ‘cause I’mma lazy ass). So, let’s dwell in 2019 and procrastinate on the things that we wanted to do.
Jokes apart, 2019 was one hell of a ride. I met a bunch of crazy, amazing, boring and kind people I could’ve ever asked for. I enjoyed and regret every bit of it.
Thank you for being you. You’re amazing. If only you knew how grateful I am to have met you and spent time with you, you would know that this wouldn’t end with 2019.
We all make mistakes, bad judgments. And for the idiot that I am, I made a ton of them and I’m sorry for all the shitty things that I’ve done or said. Never meant anything bad, or ill. It’s just that I’m stupid.
Thank you, and sorry everyone.
I still have a ton of things to say, and bore you. But, that is not my intention and it has never been. Plus, it’s almost midnight and I need to sleep. So, GTFO.
If you were expecting for a motivational shitty post about how awesome 2019 was, and how we are all going to kill it in 2020. Sorry to disappoint you.
